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A Boy and His Stove: Chapter 4

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Chapter 4: Palling Around With Dex! Mall Mates!

(Song: Phoenix Wright Justice For All, Toccata and Fugue: [link])

"Geez... oh geez... how did it come to this?!" Lan raced down the empty datascape, desperately running as fast as his legs could carry him. From behind he could hear the towering footsteps of something big... something angry.

"GIVE UP, LAN! YOU CAN'T RUN FOREVER!" the powerful, bellowing voice from behind shook Lan's body to the core. As tempting as it was, he refused to look back and continued running. "NO MATTER WHAT, THERE'S NO ESCAPING FROM WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"Grr, he's getting closer!" Lan grit his teeth and tried his best to pick up the pace, only going somewhat faster than before as he had already reached near-full speed. He continued his desperate sprint, only to suddenly stop in a mad panic. He had reached a drop-off point that revealed nothing but an empty abyss that stretched out far beyond his vision. "NO! I... I can't get away!" The footsteps drew nearer, and Lan knew that he had no choice but to turn around.

In front of him was the absolutely enormous form of MegaMan, who was downright terrifying. He was the size of a skyscraper and cloaked in shadow, his eyes glew a hellish red as he scowled down at his meek, foolish brother.

"IT ALL ENDS HERE, LAN!" He bellowed, "YOU WASTED YOUR TIME AND LEFT ME TO DIE LIKE THE LAZY, MISERABLE PIECE OF TRASH YOU ARE!"

"P-please Hub! I tried my best to save you! I really did! If I knew where you were, I'd-"

"SHUT UP!" MegaMan roared, "EXCUSES WON'T WORK WITH ME! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE, SO IT'S HIGH TIME I RETURNED THE FAVOR!" MegaMan then took aim with his arm cannon, which began to glow an eerie blue as it began to charge an absolutely enormous shot.

"No! NO! Please Hub, don't do it! I'm really sorry!" Lan fell to his hands and knees, tearfully begging for forgiveness. 


"SOMETIMES BROTHER, SORRY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH." MegaMan growled pitilessly.

"No! NOOOOOOOOO!" Lan screamed as he was blinded by the brilliant blue light of the fully-charged shot. He held his arms out forward in a protective gesture, but it didn't hinder the enormous shot in the slightest. MegaMan fired, and all it took was that one shot to completely obliterate his brother...

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(Song: MegaMan Network Transmission, Relaxation: [link])

"AGH!" Lan woke up screaming, and in a moment of panic completely lost his balance and rolled out of his bed onto the floor, taking his blanket and sheets with him. He laid there for a few seconds, and took in the bright morning sun peeking into his room and the comforting, familiar sight of his computer, soccer poster, and other prized possessions. "Oh... so that was just a dream. It figures..." Lan sighed. He rose from the floor and set his covers back on the bed. 'Well, looks like I'm heading over to Elec Town with Dex today. But it's weird, wasn't StoveMan's alarm going to go off?' Lan thought about it for a bit, then shrugged. 'Eh, I guess I woke up early enough to beat it. And that's good! More time to get ready means more breakfast! Mmm...' 

Lan opened his bedroom door and headed downstairs, where Haruka was seated on the couch watching an early-morning talk show.

"Ah, good morning Lan!" she greeted with a smile, "I take it you're ready for your trip to the mall?"

"Yeah! Just let me eat breakfast first."

"Okay then! There's some grilled fish waiting for you in the fridge!"

Lan made his way to the fridge, taking his time to glance at the kitchen clock while he did so.

"10:21, huh..." he made it to the fridge and opened it before coming to a complete stop. (Note: stop the music playing if you're doing so for the best effect) His heart sank and his face paled after he really let the time sink in. "Uh... mom?"

"Yes, dear?"

"Is- is the clock in the kitchen accurate?" he asked, already dreading the answer.

"Well, yes. Why wouldn't it be?" Yep, that confirmed it alright.

(Song: Mario and Luigi Partners in Time, Serious Trouble: [link])

"AW JEEZ!" Lan scrambled out of the kitchen and through the living room, and left the refrigerator door open in his haste.

"Lan? Lan, honey? What's wrong?!" Lan completely ignored his mother's question and shot up the steps, taking them two at a time. he threw the door to his room open and began to tear through his closet and drawers for the day's change of clothes. After making sure he had everything in order, he stomped over to the table and angrily grabbed his PET. 

"STOVEMAN! StoveMan, you've got some explaining to do!" Lan hollered. He pressed the on button, and was greeted with the sight of StoveMan staring back at him, his eyes betraying not so much as a hint of an expression.

"Huh? What'd I do?"

"I'm not in the mood for games, buddy!" Lan snarled, injecting as much venom into his "buddy" as he could, "Why didn't you set the alarm like I asked you to?"

Once again, StoveMan didn't react at all. "Alarm? What the heck are ya talkin' about? Ya didn't tell me to set no freakin' alarm!"

"Don't push me, StoveMan! You KNOW I asked you to set an alarm for 7:30!"

"Ya know kid, if ya really wanna get to something on time, why don't ya invest in an alarm clock or somethin'? I ain't your babysitter.." the rebellious Navi huffed. 

Lan's face turned a nasty beet red, "YOU FREAKING IDIOT! I'M GONNA BE LATE BECAUSE OF YOU!"

"Ain't. My. Problem."

"You... YOU...!" Lan couldn't think of an insult good enough to demean the infuriating Navi with, but he couldn't waste any time doing so. He had make sure he got ready as fast as possible and took the soonest Monorail to Elec Town. Hopefully, Dex would accept his explanation for his tardiness...
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'Oh man, 11:06?! I'm so freaking late!' Lan panicked internally while he ascended the Metroline stairs leading out to Elec Town. He bent over and popped the wheels out from the soles of his shoes, and took off like a madman down the sidewalk. He weaved around disgruntled passerby and passed tons upon tons of stores peddling electronics. 'I swear, StoveMan's attitude has GOT to stop! I've had enough of being pushed around! I'M the guy in charge, not him!' While Lan fumed about his unruly Navi predicament, he stopped paying attention to what was going on in front of him. By the time Lan realized that he was about to bowl over a pedestrian, it was too late to change his direction.

"WHOA!"

(Source: Phoenix Wright Justice For All, Search - In the Midst: [link])

Lan and the man both tumbled onto the floor and quickly scrambled to their knees.

"Stupid kid!" the man sputtered while he got to his feet.

"Oh man, I'm so sorry!" Lan apologized profusely, "Seriously mister, I didn't mean to knock you over!"

"Well why don't you WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, you little-" The man fell silent however when he was able to get a good look at the kid who knocked him over. "Y-YOU!" He gasped while his eyes widened, as if he recognized Lan.

Lan however, wasn't so sure who this man was. Judging by the bright yellow jumpsuit and white hard hat, he was an electrician from Den City's power plant. However, there was something oddly familiar about him Lan couldn't quite place. The scowl, the pink shades/goggles, the freckles around his nose... he was trying to connect these traits with someone he knew in the past, but just couldn't remember who this person was, if he had met him at all.

"Excuse me, but do I know you?" Lan asked, hoping for the electrician to introduce himself. The man seemed VERY tempted to respond in kind, judging by the look of fury on his face. But for whatever reason, he took a deep breath, and settled for a smug smirk.

"Nah, I don't think we've met." he sneered insincerely before returning to his more furious tone of voice. "But what I DO know is that you're gonna make me late! As you can see, I'm from the Den City power plant, and I've been called down for maintenance on this giant loudspeaker over in the town square. Which I can't do when I'm being knocked on my butt by careless little kids like you!"

"Whoa, whoa! Calm down, please!" Lan pleaded nervously, "Hey look, I happen to know where the giant loudspeaker is! You take a left from Jomon Electric-"

"I KNOW WHERE IT IS!" the man bellowed suddenly, catching Lan off guard. "What, do you think I'm blind? That I'm stupid?! Seeing as how I live in Den City, I kinda know where the square is." The man whipped out a green and yellow PET and frowned. "God, see! You're making me late!" Without so much as a goodbye, the man stormed away, leaving Lan by himself and feeling quite awkward to boot.

(Song: Mega Man ZX, Area C: [link])

"Oooooookay... what was that guy's problem? And more importantly, where have I seen him before?" Lan continued to ponder the man's identity before deciding that it wasn't worth it. "Bah, what the heck am I doing? I've got a mall to go to! I hope Dex isn't too peeved with me..."

Thankfully, the mall was fairly close to where Lan and the odd electrician had crossed paths. In fact, all Lan had to do was walk along the sidewalk for a minute or so until he found himself standing in front of Jomon Electric. And as Dex had promised, right across the street from where he was the enormous, rather stately-looking Elec World shopping mall stood. It was a nice-looking place, Lan thought: the building was quite colorful and painted a vivid purple color with a few cheerful Mr. Progs drawn peddling various wares: food, electronics, cleaning supplies, you name it. A few billboards also lined the walls, advertising for several of the shops inside: Mrs. Orange's Sweet Treats, Jill's Sandwiches, and pizzeria by the name of Dante's were unsurprisingly the food-fancying lad's biggest eyecatchers. And stationed to the left and right of the automatic sliding doors respectively were two employees dressed large, cartoony, smiling yellow smiling mascot outfits. But aside from them and the passerby filing in and out of the mall, Lan saw no sign of Dex. 

'Aw geez, don't tell me he left!' "Hey! You two! The guys at the door!" Lan called out after crossing the street.

"Aw shucks, a customer!" The mascot suit-wearing employee on the right announced in a cartoony, cheery voice, "Welcome to Elec World, kiddo! Is there something we can do for you?!"

"Yeah, there is! A friend of mine was gonna wait for me here, have either of you seen him? His name's Dex, and he's a lot bigger than me! You can't miss him, he's mostly bald except for some hair that kinda sticks up like a spike, his lips are big and kinda fishy looking..."

"Oh!" the mascot to the left gasped, quite obviously a woman going off the voice, "I saw a kid like that all right! He was hanging around here for a while before heading inside. He was looking all flustered for some reason. Was he waiting for you?"

"Yeah, he kinda was..." Lan chuckled sheepishly, "He hasn't left, has he?"

"Nope!" the mascot girl confirmed with a nod, "We'd have noticed if he did!"

"Yup!" the mascot guy followed suit, "He's such a goofy looking fella, we'd have remembered him leaving!"

"Alright, thanks guys!" The mascots gave Lan a thumbs up, and he headed inside.

(Song: Dead Rising, Mall Music Medley: [link])

The inside of Elec World looked even better than the outside. The mall was quite large and roomy, with two enormous floors filled with shops and kiosks where salesmen hawked their wares, ranging from PET's to Battle Chips to snacks and other such things. Interestingly enough, Lan also noticed that there were three display cars near the entrance. Meanwhile, the roof's skylight stretched all the way across the mall and bathed it in the sun's warm, soothing glow. And over the speakers, Lan could hear some generic, yet incredibly catchy mall tunes playing, setting a nice, casual atmosphere for the wandering customers. 

"Man, I can see why Dex loves this place. It feels so nice in here!" He took a look at his PET and grinned. 'Ya know, I've got Zenny to burn! I wonder what all I should buy... Maybe some video games? Oh, and I like the look of that Gelato kiosk over there...' It was mighty tempting to splurge, but there were more pressing matters to deal with. 'But it's gotta wait. Dex comes first.' 

But that of course, raised an entirely new question: where was Dex, anyway? From what Lan remembered, Dex never specified any kind of specific route that he took through the store, so he'd have to look all around in order to find him. 'Oh boy...' Lan sighed, not looking forward to the freakishly long search at all. He glanced towards his left, and took note of the fact that one of the closest facilities wasn't a store, but in fact a set of open doors leading to an arcade, as the nearby sign stated. 'Man, if there's one thing Dex loves more than anything in the world, it's video games. Maybe he's waiting for me in there?' It was worth a shot, Lan figured. He headed through the doors and a into darkened hallway with black walls and a matching ceiling while the carpet was red and velvety.

It only took a few seconds for Lan to reach the arcade which, he had to admit, looked very impressive. There were a few local arcades around the Den City area, but they were all a bit on the dirty, unkempt side. This one however was as clean as the rest of the mall: no stains on the walls where hyper active children smeared pizza! No damp patches of spilled soda on the carpets! And best of all, the main attractions were well-kept. The arcade cabinets all looked shiny and new, same with the skee-ball stands, the air hockey tables, and the whack-a-mole machine...  if it wasn't for the fact that he was busy, Lan totally wouldn't mind killing a few hours in here.

It didn't take long for Lan to scan the crow of children and adults alike to pinpoint Dex's location: he was at one of the air hockey tables playing against a small child. And he looked very, very... odd. He had ditched his usual attire in favor of some very flamboyant workout clothes, which consisted of a pink muscle shirt, rather short shorts with a pink/white pinstripe design, and on his forehead rested a white headband. Sure, it was standard workout attire, but all the same, it made Dex look like someone who had stepped out of an 80's exercise video.

"Hey, Dex!" Lan sprinted over to the air hockey table, which caused Dex to perk up. He put an end to his match by slamming the oncoming puck straight into his opponent's "goal", and walked over to greet his buddy with a smirk on his face.

"Well well, looks like you FINALLY showed up!" Dex laughed while Lan could only bite his lip in embarrassment. "Man, I was starting to worry that you died or something!"

"Man, I'm really sorry Dex! I overslept because a certain SOMEONE decided not to set the alarm like he was told to!" Lan snarled down at his PET.

"Yeah, I kinda had a feeling he sabotaged ya." Dex shrugged, "I mean, you guys seem to really be at each other's throats! I take it he also deleted the emails I sent ya."

"Wait, emails?" Lan asked with a hint of anger in his voice.

"Yep!" Dex nodded, "I sent three, but ya didn't respond to any of 'em!

"Well I didn't notice any email notifications when I turned on the PET..." Lan growled. he ripped the PET out from his pocket and turned it on.

(Song: Mega Man Star Force, Happy Company: [link])

"STOVEMAN!"

"What? What'd I do?!" StoveMan asked defensively.

"You deleted the emails that Dex sent, didn't you?!"

StoveMan shrugged, "Maybe I did. Maybe I didn't. It ain't like ya've got proof, kid. So why don't ya drop it? Huh?!"

Lan growled and grunted incomprehensibly while StoveMan silently chuckled to himself, amused with the way his operator's face turned beet red in a matter of seconds. "StoveMan you stupid... you little...!" Lan fumed for a few more seconds before exploding like a volcano. With an almighty screech of fury he turned the PET off and chucked it straight ahead. To his embarassment (And Dex's amusement), the PET went soaring way farther than Lan intended. It reached a skeeball machine and dropped right into the thirty point hole in the center, leaving Lan, Dex, a few children and an employee that were near the machine to stare at the machine both awkwardly and somewhat amazed.

 "I uh..." Lan chuckled sheepishly, "I'm gonna get my PET back, excuse me for a second..."

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(Song: Dead Rising, Mall Music Medley: [link])

After getting an arcade employee to retrieve his PET, Lan and Dex quickly ducked out of the arcade and back into the mall to begin their "Mall walking." And it was very nice, Lan thought. The presence of air conditioning, catchy music, and the occasional delicious scents of food emanating from nearby restaurants made for a good atmosphere. And of course, it was awesome to catch up with one of his best buds again.

While they passed by shops and stores, Dex bought Lan up to speed about a lot of the things he hadn't told him while Lan had been in Cyber City. Interesting things such as Higsby receiving a package from an anonymous client that turned out to be filled with stacks upon stacks of horrifying Dark Chips that survived Nebula's demise (They were quickly handed to the Net Police for termination), ACDC Elementary's assistant principal AND its nurse both publicly confessing their love to Ms. Mari during a Valentine's Day event only for both of them to be rejected, and a drunken man actually shooting the elephant slide at ACDC Town's park due to mistaking it for a real pachyderm at night.

'Man, why do all the cool things happen when I'm out of town?! Man...' Though while it was disappointing to have missed events like those, Lan couldn't really complain since his own stay at Cyber City involved crazed fire-spewing security robots, a crazed digital judge tree going on a rampage, Navis coming to the real world and causing havoc, and other such things. But still, it would have been cool to see something interesting and less dangerous.

Lan himself didn't have much to say and settled for listening to Dex recount the events of the past few months for about half an hour or so. He was content to do so until the pair passed by a shop on the second floor, and a deliciously sweet scent caught Lan's attention. "Whoa, Dex?" Lan asked, interrupting Dex's story about how someone lit a toilet in the school's bathroom on fire, "Do ya smell that?"

"Well, take a look at where we're standing, man!" Dex laughed with a hearty pat on Lan's back. The boy turned and realized where the wonderful scent originated. They were standing outside of a shop Lan recognized from one of the billboards outside, it was a confectionery by the name of Mrs. Orange's Sweet Treats, and it certainly earned its name: most of the tables and chairs were occupied by people who were absolutely tearing into delicious Electopian treats, ranging from Dango to Kuzumochi to everywhere in between. And considering that he didn't have any breakfast due to having to haul his butt over to the mall as fast as he could, Lan had to exercise all self control in order to prevent himself from drooling like a loon.

"Hey, Dex?"

"Yeah?" 

"I haven't eaten anything today. Are you okay if we take a break over here and I order a little something?"

"Hey, go nuts if ya want! Just know that I'm not gonna join in the festivities. I gotta stick to my diet if I'm gonna lose all of this!" Dex motioned at his body.

"Oh man!" Lan giggled with giddy anticipation while rubbing his hands together, "I can't wait to try some! But uh, what do I get?" He took a look at the menu, which had a carving of the store's mascot, a cute little old lady dressed in a kimono with a small orange growing on her head pointing at it. "Man, do I want some uirō? Or how about some daifuku? Aw man, but manjū is mighty tasty as well..."

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(Song: Dead Rising 2, Cheesecake Mania: [link])

"Gee Lan, I knew you liked your food. But all of 'em at once?! Don't ya think that you're overdoing it a little?" Dex asked with an eyebrow cocked while Lan giggled enthusiastically over a large platter filled with just about every kind of dessert served at Mrs. Orange's, his eyes wide and gleaming like a kid at a candy store. 

"Nope! I'm a growing guy Dex, and I'm running on an empty tank to boot! Now just gimme a second while I try this uirō over here..." Lan grabbed a pink rectangular steamed cake and chewed. He moaned with delight as he savored the cake's sweet strawberry flavor.

"So Lan," Dex asked while Lan swallowed down the uirō and moved onto a dango stick. "I'm kinda curious: why'd ya have to hunt me down in the mall when all ya needed to do was send me an email?"

"Lan dropped the remaining stick from the dango onto the platter and smacked himself on the forehead. He felt quite stupid for never once thinking about sending an email. "Aw DANG IT! Man, you're right. I totally should have done that! I just wasn't thinking, all I had on my mind was fear that you were gonna be mad at me for being late."

"Hey man, like I said I totally understand! I've seen ya deal with the Navi from Hell, I could totally see that he wanted to screw you over. But come on man, don't let fear override common sense!"

"Yeah, yeah..." Lan sighed, then took a large bite out of a fish-shaped pastry called a Taiyaki and chewed in silence. He savored the taiyaki and its bean paste filling before swallowing, and then decided to ask Dex something that he had been thinking about the past day or so.

"Hey, Dex? I'm just wondering, have you ever had to discipline GutsMan?"

"Nope! He's been a cooperative guy for pretty much his entire life! Kinda boisterous, sure, but he's never really disobeyed my orders or made any trouble!" Dex then frowned when he caught a slight contradiction. "Well, kinda. There was that one time he went nuts during the Zero Virus outbreak, and then there was that time when he got consumed by that Darksoul thing... but hey, he was having his mind messed with so those don't count."

"Aw man," Lan sighed, "I was hoping you could help me out. Because I tell you, if StoveMan keeps up this attitude, I don't know what I'll do!"

"Yeah, I'm not real sure what you can do. I mean, how do ya punish a Navi? I mean, you can just leave him in his PET and never use him, but that's kinda self-defeating considering that ya want to save MegaMan." Dex fell silent and allowed Lan to munch on a bit of melonpan while he tried to come up with any suggestions. "Man, I guess you could lock him in your homepage as a "Time out" kinda thing! Nah wait, then he'd run the risk of frying your computer..."

Lan popped a pink rice ball known as a sakuramochi into his mouth and chewed on it, but was too deep in thought to really savor the flavor. 'From the look of things, unless I wanna be cruel and have a Navi hose him down or something, I don't know how I'm gonna tame StoveMan. I mean, I guess I could have Mr. Match take him in and reprogram him into a nicer state!' But as tempting as it was, the moral implications made Lan too uncomfortable to seriously consider them. 'Nah, that's definitely crossing a line. I mean, I want him to change by himself, not just strip away his identity!' But yet, there was definitely a part of this rejected idea that he found appealing. And to be honest, he felt stupid for not thinking of it before.

"Oh, Dex! Why don't I just take him over to see Mr. Match?"

"Dude, you're a genius!" Dex yelled, "No one's gonna know StoveMan better than Match, he's his friggin' creator! Maybe he's got some tips to help ya reign the guy in! Not to mention that he could totally hand him down some real nasty punishments for hassling you like he's been doing!" Dex cackled evilly, giddily awaiting the day when the trouble-making Navi would truly recieve his just desserts.

"Yeah, you know what? I'm totally putting a word in with Match! After I'm done with my snack-"

"Buddy, thirty different food items ain't a snack." Dex huffed,

"Alright, when I'm done with my lunch, I'll shoot Match an email. Or maybe call him just in case StoveMan tries to sabotage it. But until then..." Lan's hungry gaze shifted towards a round little race cake known as a daifuku, "I've got a lunch to finish!"
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(Song: Phoenix Wright Justice For All, Search - In The Midst: [link])

While the two lads chatted away at the restaurant, the man Lan ran into had entered a hotel that was situated in another district of Den City that was close enough to Elec Town to the point that he could see some of its buildings through the window. He stood inside of a rather stately suite he had booked the night before and had changed out of his electrician disguise and into a far more comfortable outfit that consisted of a long-sleeved lime-green shirt with a large circular pattern in the middle that resembled crackling electricity, some white slacks, and a striped, slightly puffy newsboy cap that was primarily a lime-green color with thick yellow stripes. He picked up his PET from the bed and turned it on, revealing the face of a strange-looking Navi: his head was encased in a glass dome and surrounded by crackling neon blue electricity. Judging by the background he wasn't inside of the PET itself, but elsewhere.

"DynamoMan, ring up the boss. We're ready to go."  the man stated coldly.

"Yay!" the Navi cheered in an oddly nasally, rather childish voice. The man held the PET up to his ear and waited while the Navi dialed the phone number he was ordered to do so. He waited for a while, until...

(Song: Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright, Farce - Naive People: [link])

"Hello, and thank you for calling Dante's! May I take your order?" the man flinched and nearly dropped his PET in shock. 

'Wait, Dante's?! As in the pizzeria?!' The man groaned in exasperation and hung up, which bought back his Navi's face. "DyanomoMan you IMBECILE! You rang up a pizzeria! A pizzeria!"

"Wha- I did?!" The Navi responded fearfully, "I'm sorry Mr. Terry! I'm so-so-so-so-so-so sorry! Really! I didn't mean-"

"DynamoMan, you have the boss's number stored in your memory banks! How on EARTH could you get it wrong?! I knew you were a moron, but seriously!"

"I'm so-so-so-so-so-so sorry Mr. Terry! Please don't delete me, I'll get it right this time!" The Navi tearfully blubbered, "I'm so-so-so-so-so-"

"SHUT UP!" the man snarled, which made the Navi go silent. "I'll do it myself." He closed the screen with DynamoMan's face and bought up his list of contacts. 'Useless freaking Navi, making me have to manually call him up. Why is Navi technology so lousy?!' the man internally whined to himself.

(Song: Phoenix Wright Justice For All, Search - In The Midst: [link])

After a few second's worth of boredom and exasperation, he found the name and selected it. He held the PET up to his ear a second time, and breathed a sigh of relief when his boss picked up.

"Hello?"

"Hey boss, it's me! I got everything set up like you wanted, all you have to do is give me the signal, and Elec Town's gonna descend into chaos!"

"Good, good. I knew I could count on you." his deep-voiced boss chuckled warmly in the background.

"But uh, boss? Could ya give me a minute or so? I wanna go up to the roof of the hotel I'm staying at. I want a better view of what all unfolds, do you get me?"

"Of course, my friend." the man chuckled again, "I know how much this means to you."

"Thanks a bunch, boss! You take care now!"

"Likewise."

The man hang up the PET, placed it into his pocket, and raced out the door like an excited child on Christmas morning. 'Oh, I just can't wait!' he giggled to himself, 'A few minutes, and that old fart gets his! I swear, it's all been leading to this, the best day of my life! I'll show that old fart alright, I'll show him that no one screws over the future heir of Jomon Electric...'
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(Song: Dead Rising, Mall Music Medley: [link])

While Lan and Dex left Mrs. Orange's, Lan belched and gave his stomach a pat while Dex took a swig from a bottle of water he had purchased.

"Aw man, THAT was good! I tell you Dex, you're really missing out!"

"Nah, not really." Dex said with a shrug, "Sweet stuff is nice, but I couldn't eat anywhere near the amount you bought without getting kinda queasy."

"Eh, suit yourself." Lan shrugged. "Anyway, are we gonna finish our walk? Or do you wanna do something else before we continue?"

"Actually, yeah!" Dex nodded, "There's this video game store a few shops down that I was meaning to visit. If they have any copies, I'm gonna buy this game called Dusk Souls. You ever heard of it?"

Lan shook his head. "Nope."

"Yeah, it's been out for a few years now, and is apparently getting a third game this year! From what I hear, it's this super hard action RPG that really makes ya have to use your head! You can't just swing a weapon around and act like it's a hack 'n slash, the game'll punish ya for thinking you can get away with it!"

"Huh. Well I can totally see you liking that kind of stuff. But still, you don't think it'll be too hard, do you?" Lan asked.

"Oh it's gonna be hard, alright." Dex stated with a manic gleam in his eye, "But it's good for me, ya know? Sometimes you need to get stomped and kicked around in order to smarten up!  If anything, I kinda want to use it as sort of a training tool so I'll be able to guide GutsMan through future Netbattles. It's tough to not just try to bulldoze ahead and totally overwhelm your opponent, but when you're as strong as GutsMan ya only really need to hit a couple of times to win! It's just a matter of timing, staying on your guard, looking for openings, and punishing them!"

'You know, when he puts it that way it makes me kinda wish I could get StoveMan acquainted with that game.'
Lan thought. He looked back at his battle with Dex yesterday, and cringed at StoveMan's complete lack of self-preservation. No chips? Easily telegraphed attacks? What the heck did he think he was doing?

The boys passed a few shops and before they knew it, they were outside of the video game store Dex talked about: a quaint little place known as 4D Games. Inside, there were several different video game consoles set up with video game demos that customers could check out while tons of games, consoles, walkthroughs, and various types of merchandise stood in kiosks and lined shelves while a few large TV screens behind the counter displayed some footage from upcoming releases. All in all, a nice little store.

"Alright man, just hang tight! I'll be done pretty quickly!" Lan decided to hang around while Dex headed inside and walked over to a shelf that contained used games. he frowned for a bit as he scanned the titles before smiling and picking up a used-game case that was probably Dusk Souls. With an eager grin on his face, Dex approached the counter and placed the game on it.

"Excuse me, miss! But I wanna buy this copy of Dusk Souls!"

"Alrighty then." the brown-haired gum cracking employee sighed, obviously bored with her line of work judging by her tired eyes and flat tone. Dex took out his PET and hooked it up to this device used for transferring Zenny.

"Alright GutsMan, how about ya give the nice lady 1000 Zenny?"

"Gotcha Dex!" Dex made the transition, and in return the employee slipped the game into a plastic bag.

"Your game, sir."

"Thanks a bunch ma'am!" Dex grabbed the bag and walked out of the store and approached Lan.

"Well, I guess we're ready to go?" Lan asked.

"Yep! Ya know, we could totally stop by that arcade on our way back downstairs if you're up for it..."

"I like the sound of that!" Lan said in excitement.

"Well then, how about we make our way down there and-"

"What the heck- what's going on?!" the woman behind 4D Games' counter yelped in surprise.

(Silence at this point)

"Huh?" Lan and Dex turned around and saw what the woman was surprised by: the TV screens that were displaying game footage suddenly shifted to static, with the accompanying annoying noise blaring over the speakers.

"You're kidding me! Those were brand new too!" the woman growled. Dex and Lan merely swapped glances with one another.

"Hey Lan, ya think..."

"That viruses got into the TV screens? Yep!"

"Do you wanna help out?"

"Why not? Come on, let's ask the nice lady if she wants us to handle any virus busting..."

(Song: Megaman Maverick Hunter X, Vile's Plan: [link])

But it became quite clear that this wasn't some mere virus attack. The static on the TV screens was suddenly replaced with a still image of a dark green omega symbol superimposed on a black background, and stayed that way before being transitioning to the sight of a man standing in front of a banner that replicated the earlier "Omega symbol on black background" image. And there was no mistaking this man for anyone else: his tanned skin, hard and angular face, wild eyes, messy black hair, and grizzled stubble-laced chin made it quite clear who he was. It was MegaMan's mysterious kidnapper, and it appeared that once again, he had a special announcement to make.

"Lan! Isn't that-?!"

"I know!" Lan hissed at Dex, "That psycho... what's he trying to pull?!"

"Citizens of Elec Town, lend me your ears!" The man commanded in his harsh, authoritative tone, "All I wish to ask is for you all to stop whatever it is that you are doing... and listen, for a while. Surely you all have time to spare for a concerned citizen, hmm?" Lan looked out of the store and at an electronics shop across the mall. It was quite far, but Lan could make out this man's visage on the televisions as well. And a quick glance on his PET showed the man's message overriding the display as well. He really was pulling out all the stops in order to have his message heard.

"Now, I'm sure that you've all seen me plastered on the nightly news bulletins after that little incident at the community center. In fact, quite a few of you saw me up close and... well, personal isn't the correct term, but you know what I mean." Lan was quite surprised by how genuinely warm his chuckle was, it was as if he was a father amused with a joke he cracked and not a terrorist about to make creepy threats to the general public. "But anyway, it isn't proper manners to just forgo an introduction, so allow me to introduce myself! My name is Takuma Saisei, and I am leading a sort of movement known as the Omega Initiative!"

Takuma Saisei, huh?' Lan thought bitterly, 'Well at least I've got a name to match with his face!'

"Now," Takuma continued, an almost fatherly, gentle tone to his voice, "I am aware of all the news bulletins after that fateful night, and the fact that they all paint me as a terrorist, or a savage lunatic looking to hurt all you wonderful people. But I can assure you that despite how scary I may be, all I truly am is a concerned citizen looking to free you all from the absolutely oppressive system that we call the Net."

'Oh boy, this again!' Lan rolled his eyes, unimpressed by what was sure to be another tirade about how "evil" Net Society is.

"You see, at the very dawn of humanity, we were primitive, and yet humble. In order to survive we had to go out into the wilderness to hunt and gather for our food, or tend to the fields and farm it ourselves. We lived in homes that we constructed ourselves, we had a general respect for nature, and we had no problems with slothfulness. There was always something for us early humans to engage ourselves with, and fortunately that system lasted for hundreds upon thousands of years! But look at what we've become." Takuma sneered with his tone absolutely radiating with venom and disgust, "We've become weak, and complacent! We've allowed ourselves to grow fat and soft all thanks to this poisonous society that coddles us like children. There's no need to go outside and do things for yourself when you can just order everything you need online, there's no need to interact with your fellow humans when you can stare into a PET all day."

'Oh you're full of crap, and you know it!'

"So that's why ladies and gentlemen, that my Omega Initiative has decided to fight. We've decided to combat the poisonous society that has sprung up and caused so much damage to us not just as a society, but to this planet as a whole. Together, we will turn back the clock, and return to embrace our primitive roots! No longer will we all be slothfully living our boring technology-driven lives, but we'll be free to work together as a whole and live the way we were intended!"

"So that is why I've decided to start with Elec Town." Takuma continued, "A town that is Electopia's hotspot for technology. Den City in general is a very problematic area, but this part of the city is responsible for so much of the technology that has killed our society! But that won't be a problem anymore, if for some reason that technology were to cease all operations." 

'W-what?!' Lan's heart skipped a beat. What was he going to pull?

"It appears that it's time for us to conclude our little chat, ladies and gentlemen. So until we meet again, just know that with the end, comes a new beginning! When Net Society dies, we ALL shall rise together and build our new world!" And with that, Takuma's image disappeared from everything that was projecting it, and the TV's and PET's went back to what they were meant to display. But in a matter of seconds, things seemed to descend to chaos in a heartbeat.

(Song: Megaman Maverick Hunter X, Encounter With Vile: [link])

The televisions were suddenly displaying static again, the game consoles all ceased to work, and from downstairs Lan could hear the sounds of display car engines roaring to life along with the sounds of them swerving all over the place and crashing. Suddenly, the entire mall was filled with the screams of panicked civilians running for their lives while things spiraled further and further out of control. Lan saw the escalators suddenly triple in speed, which led to people who were unfortunate enough to be on them at the time to lose their balance and roll painfully down and onto the floor. The temperature become uncomfortably hot due to the air conditioning malfunctioning, which made it all the harder to escape the mall. And from the window of a nearby burger joint, Lan could see panicky employees fighting off sudden oven fires with fire extinguishers, and deduced that the same was likely happening elsewhere. But the main question was: What in the world was going on?!

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(Song: Phoenix Wright Justice For All, Search - In The Midst: [link])

Meanwhile on the hotel roof, the fake electrician grinned as he looked at the panicking masses. Earlier, his boss's face had occupied all the enormous electric display boards, and his booming voice could be heard from where he was situated, and had soon given way to all kinds of chaos: most of it was cars suddenly going way out of control and and driving recklessly around the streets, usually colliding with buildings, signs, and the occasional pedestrian. Electric displays overloaded and exploded, same with traffic lights. All in all, Elec Town was in chaos, and it was all thanks to him.

'That's right, idiots. Run! Scream! Beg for mercy! But there's nothing you can do when all your electronic devices are filled to the brim with Viruses!' And while he couldn't see the store from here, he knew that as a result that Jomon Electric was suffering as a result of his machinations, and was quite pleased with himself...
Hey guys, like I promised Chapter 4 has come in record time! Yeah, if you could notice, this chapter was a nice excuse for me to write a love letter to Capcom's games. The dream sequence at the beginning is actually an homage to the second Phoenix Wright's intro, which has the titular Phoenix Wright suffer through a nightmare where he's menaced by a demonic version of the judge, who declares him unfit for his badge and smashes him flat. Plus, the mall setting and choice of music is a Dead Rising nod, with its mascots doubling as Megaman Legends references as they're meant to be Servbots (sorry if that wasn't clear). And of course, the mall's restaurants as mentioned by name are references that you'll get if you're particularly Capcom savvy. ;)

But yeah, plot! Plot all over the place! We have a name for our antagonist who has come out to terrorize the masses, as well as a familiar face in tow! Will Lan and StoveMan be able to put aside their differences and defeat the dastardly DynamoMan and his oddly familiar operator? Or will they succumb to the deadly duo's horrifying electric powers? Find out in chapter 5, coming soon! Till then, see you kids later!

As usual, all characters and scenarios are either mine or Capcom's. :p
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Oh boy, so StoveMan did turn out to not set the alarm (and even deleted Dex's emails!), and the same day chaos begins! I do love how you started the first incident as being big. REALLY big! Something like this would only be seen at the end of a game, at least compared to the BN games. I like this as a nice change of pace from the games. Why not start off with a big panic-inducing event?! :XD:

Mrs. Orange is an Okami reference, isn't she? And then Jill's Sandwiches is obviously a Resident Evil reference, and I'm guessing Dante is referring to the Devil May Cry games for a full set of Capcom game references. Am I right? Admittedly, I'm a bit ashamed I didn't notice the Jill's Sandwich one first, and I only realized the Mrs. Orange one when you describe the old lady with an orange on her head. :u

And just to finish off, I think I know who DynamoMan's operator is. Well, if I'm right, I'm guessing he deleted his old Navi. D:

EDIT: Also! Forgot to mention, have you considered submitting your fan fic to other MegaMan groups as well? I know you submit to Rockman-Nuts, but hey, the more the merrier if you don't mind it! I'd recommend the NT Warrior Club ( nt-warrior-club.deviantart.com… ), they've got a pretty big following of Battle Network fans!