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"Alright, thin the crowd, people! Move it, move it, MOVE IT!" As one would expect, the sight of a muscular, torch-headed Navi firing bursts of flaming energy into the air was more than enough to convince the crowd of Navis in the flower shop server to disperse, all of them screaming while the fiery Navi stormed over to a terminal that they were gathering around. He reached it, and flagged over a Navi clerk who looked somewhat like a humanoid daffodil. "Hey, lady! Get over here, would you? I need some help with this thing!" "Sir, if you want to use the flower customizer, you need to wait your turn-" "NO!" The intimidating Navi hollered in

Prologue It is the year 202X, and over the past two decades, Network Society has advanced by leaps and bounds. Thanks to living in a network age, everything is online: cars, school, shopping, and even toilets. The internet has grown so vast and complicated that it has turned into an entire world in and of itself, and due to it's complexity, humanity enlists the help of Net Navis to navigate the sprawling Net. But along with everything else, crime also went online, and with devastating consequences. Net society had been under threat of total collapse due to all sorts of horrible threats: powerful viruses who would seize control of the world'

"Alright ColorMan: You ready?" "Hee hee, you bet!" "Then let's get started! You lead, I follow!" "Alright then: first, the powdered sugar!" Giggling like a little girl, Ms. Madd poured a large heap of powdered sugar into a sifter that sat over a mixing bowl. Meanwhile, ColorMan sat cozy in his PET which was propped up against a bowl of candy, and read the cooking instructions to his operator. "Now the cocoa powder! Then the powdered milk!" Maddy added the other ingredients, and once all the powders sat in the sifter, ColorMan's wide eyes narrowed and shone with a determined gleam. "And now: it's pepper time." Making a move that heavily

Prologue "Lena! LEEEEEEEENAAAAAA!" "Right up here, big guy! C'mon, quick! Before they get you!" It was hard to hear his friend's voice over the sound of taunting war cries, laser-fire, and the pounding of his own heart. But thanks to his keen gorilla senses, Winston could isolate his friend's calls from across the dark, neon-lit city streets. They came from the top of what looked like the balcony of a restaurant, where he could see a woman's gloved hand wave him over from the upper doorway. Gritting his teeth and giving a determined huff, Winston broke out into a brisk run on all fours and leaped into the air by using a parked car as a sprin

Well folks, if you're reading this... it's finally come to this. After several long years, after two different reboots of my fanfic... and it's finally come to a premature end, once and for all. I honestly feel like crying, typing this. Because goddamn, it's been a wild ride these years. I love the MegaMan Battle Network games and anime, and jumped at the chance to write fanfiction for it. My first attempt, the one I got furthest with, was crap. Shit. Iredeemably garbage. The second try? Better, but still really lacking. Third? A lot better, and ironically the one I struggled with the most. It has taken so long to put out chapters in it, par

Chapter 10: Calm Before Another Storm! Mr. Match's Progress Report! ACDC Town, Hikari Residence June 29, 200X 10:00 AM (Song: Undertale, Live Report: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8z7V6gB1KsY) "Good morning, Electopia! This is your anchor Ribitta reporting live from my cozy little station in DNN Studios, and I'm bringing an update on yesterday's Omega Initiative incident in Elec Town!" "Ribbit! ToadMan.EXE here too, reminding you guys to stay in your seats 'cause this is really, REALLY important news, ribbit!" Dressed in a blue bathrobe, his hair messy with a plate of warm, steaming cinnamon rolls on his lap, Lan couldn't help but feel o

Villain Intermission 1 ???, Omega Initiative HQ June 28, 200X 7:21 PM (Song: Mega Man Maverick Hunter X, Sigma Palace 4: [link]) "Really Mr. Terry, I'm sorry! I'm so-so-so-so-so-so-so-sorry! I didn't mean to let a bad Navi get me, I-" "And I've told you a hundred times that sorry doesn't cut it, you moron! You botched our mission, and now we're gonna pay the price for it! I hope you're happy!" "Aw, Mr. Terry..." "SHUT UP! Things are bad enough as it is, and I don't need your whining to make it worse!" Terry shut his PET off so he wouldn't have to deal with DynamoMan's blubbering, and set it in his pocket while he strolled down the under

Chapter 9: Cozy Dinner and Good Friends! The Fight Has Just Begun! ACDC Town June 28, 200X 6:32 PM (Song: MegaMan Battle Network 4, ACDC Town: [link]) "Hey, hey, hey! Looks like we're here, you guys!" Dr. Skrenta announced with a wide grin on her face as she pulled up to the blue-painted Hikari household, "So go ahead and get your butts outta my car! You guys have some barbecue to tear into, and I've got a program to analyze!" "You're leaving? I thought you were going to eat with us!" Lan complained. He was already growing to like this eccentric goofball of a scientist, and she was going to leave? "Hey, hey, hey! I never said that I was

Chapter 8: A Fun New Friend! Skrenta the Screwball! (Song: Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies, Themis Legal Academy: [link]) "So Chaud?" Lan asked as the trio of youths ascended the cobblestone staircase up to Scilab's pristine glass doors, which were crowned by the facility's somewhat gaudy yellow-green "S" logo, "Who exactly are we showing that Virus generating program to?" "Well, considering that their pet project involves the mass extermination of all Virus-based threats on the Net, your father and Wily are the obvious choices!" Chaud explained when they reached the doors. "But after getting friendly with the rest of the notable staff on han